Brain Cramps... Help!!!

Everytime I see the word "Blagojevich" my brain feels like it's going to have a seizure. And then when I hear it pronounced "Blag-o-yo-vich" I just about keel over. "It-just-doesn't-look-right," I say to myself in my best William Shatner impression as I stagger away from the TV. Just go to fucking jail already so we can stop trying to prounounce your name.