Monday, June 06, 2005

Star Wars

I saw it. It's a piece of crap. Bloated, corny and utterly lacking in personality or humor. Kind of like some of my blog posts. If you liked this movie then you are an American moron. The only cool part is when Anniken Skywalker gets burned and you see him become Darth Vader.

When people say, "The troops are defending our way of life... blah, blah, blah" this is what they mean. The freedom to pay $12 fucking bucks for two SMALL popcorns and sodas and sit through 2 and a half hours of over-the-top "crap-o-tainment."

You probably thought it was "awesome" didn't you?

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