Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Moths

Where I live, there's a lot of moths. I kill about one every 30 minutes. Almost the rate at which Bush killed retards when he was the Gov'ner of Tejas. There's also lots of other undesirable creatures flying/crawling around here. I had some kind of bee/fly/cricket thing in my mouth today. It was great.

My house is the house that the whole neighborhood complains about or contemplates complaining about because it looks so ghetto and like shit. But really, it's the most awesome place I've ever lived.

I just killed another moth. Got to be the third one this hour. My beer-to-moth killing ratio is in perfect homeostasis.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need pictures of the house to back up your statements.

7:25 AM  

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