Somebody Get Me A Doctor

If a person had the personality traits of the cable news networks he'd be diagnosed as manic with a borderline dissociative disorder.

Patient babbles incoherently at times and appears to be losing touch with reality. Plus, patient never sleeps, is "on" 24hrs. a day, and seems to think he works FOR the government. Patient even claims that the President of the United States occassionaly speaks to him, giving him subliminal suggestions on how he should use his incredible reach to warp the minds of Americans.

What a wack-job.