The New Democrats

If the Democrats ever want to regain the presidency and the majority they're going to have to find a superstar candidate. Maybe one of Bill Clinton's illegitimate black children will turn up speaking fluent spanish and english. Otherwise they might consider finding the next Ross Perot. After all it's not that Clinton completely creamed the incumbent Bush in '92, it was the Perot factor. Perot was a businessman with a Texas accent who kept the republicans from polarizing the race and allowed Bill Clinton's bullshit message of hope to flourish.

Either that or let the republicans pass the constitutional amendment allowing foreign born citizens to run for president and then draft Tony Blair to come over and wipe the floor with the Gropinator.