Sunday, July 09, 2006

Adios Jose

I have some important news: the Jose Lima fan club has officialy disbanded. In addition he has not only been demoted to the class AAA Norfolk Mets affiliate, but he has actually been deported back to his native country. This extraordinary rendition was necessary due to him sucking extremely badly and reminding me of the bad old days of the Mets.

I wonder who all the 25 million Mexicans who live here voted for in their version of Florida. Note-to-self: you will now have to leave the continent if you wish to escape neo-Fascism. From the Yukon to Guatemala we've now got right wing, pro-business government. We're nothing but serfs paying mandatory $$tribute$$ to our corporate barons and lords. The digital Maximilien Robespierre that we all pray for exists only in the movies. (and it isn't Johnny fucking Depp). By the way, do you think that's his real name?

I watched "Funky Monks" last night. It was da' BOMB! If you don't know ya' better ask somebody.

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