At Least Hitler Painted...
... that's more than I can say for W.
To be fair and balanced... I think Michael Moore has jumped the shark. Just an instinct, I feel it in my krhum.
OUT ON THE WEEKEND - This loud, drunk, obnoxious girl mockingly asked me if I "voted for Kerry or Nader," after she finished some idiotic rant about how great Bush is. What she was saying though was basically, you're a pussy.
I told her, "I voted for drink in your face!" and left the table. (I was halfway through my second very large martini)
An hour and a half later she walked up to me and started kissing me without saying a word. I literally said, "take your ass to the curb." and made a shoo-ing gesture with my hand.
Her reply: "do you want a blowjob?"
I'm not making this up.
OUT ON THE WEEKEND 2 - I passed out with the phone book on my chest opened to the "escorts" section. I think that is the highest state of bachelordom.
BY THE WAY - She was right... I am a pussy. I found out later she has mental problems... No wonder she voted for Bush. Ha-ha!
To be fair and balanced... I think Michael Moore has jumped the shark. Just an instinct, I feel it in my krhum.
OUT ON THE WEEKEND - This loud, drunk, obnoxious girl mockingly asked me if I "voted for Kerry or Nader," after she finished some idiotic rant about how great Bush is. What she was saying though was basically, you're a pussy.
I told her, "I voted for drink in your face!" and left the table. (I was halfway through my second very large martini)
An hour and a half later she walked up to me and started kissing me without saying a word. I literally said, "take your ass to the curb." and made a shoo-ing gesture with my hand.
Her reply: "do you want a blowjob?"
I'm not making this up.
OUT ON THE WEEKEND 2 - I passed out with the phone book on my chest opened to the "escorts" section. I think that is the highest state of bachelordom.
BY THE WAY - She was right... I am a pussy. I found out later she has mental problems... No wonder she voted for Bush. Ha-ha!
posted by El Bozo at 2:34 AM
1 Comments:
yeah, really, you found out LATER she had mental problems? how old are you? and i don't mean that in the snarky, ageist way it sounds. i like your blog... er, website.
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