Mianus Connecticut

I was watching "Jackass" last night and they had the greatest thing. They went to a place called Mianus (my anus) Conn. Anyway... comedy ensued.

I googled Mianus (see what I mean, anything works) and found a funny, and totally serious website devoted to the "Mianus Make-n-Break Ignitor."

Anyway, I'm not a communist and I'm doing OK.