Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O'Brien
Jay Leno
This is also spring break in Iraq. Did you know that? It's just like here: half the people are getting bombed the other half are getting stoned.
Mexican President Vicente Fox announced that they have discovered oil under the Gulf of Mexico. In a related story, President Bush accused Mexico of having weapons of mass destruction.
Senator Russ Feingold, who I believe is running for president, he is from Wisconsin, said over the weekend that he is pushing the Senate to censure President Bush for spying. Bush said today that he knew this was coming because he has been listening to Feingold's calls for the last three months.
David Letterman
Friday is St. Patrick's Day. This is the one day a year that the mayor turns over control of our ports to leprechauns.
Conan O'Brien
Saddam Hussein has called his trial in Baghdad a comedy. NBC later called Saddam and asked him what he was doing on Thursday nights.
In his first interview since the Olympics, Bode Miller says that he has received many letters calling him a disgrace to the country. To give you an idea of how bad it is — most of the letters came from Tonya Harding.
Legendary newsman Mike Wallace announced that he is retiring from "60 Minutes" at the age of 87. When asked why, Wallace said that he wants to spend more time with his grandchildren now that they've also retired.
This is also spring break in Iraq. Did you know that? It's just like here: half the people are getting bombed the other half are getting stoned.
Mexican President Vicente Fox announced that they have discovered oil under the Gulf of Mexico. In a related story, President Bush accused Mexico of having weapons of mass destruction.
Senator Russ Feingold, who I believe is running for president, he is from Wisconsin, said over the weekend that he is pushing the Senate to censure President Bush for spying. Bush said today that he knew this was coming because he has been listening to Feingold's calls for the last three months.
David Letterman
Friday is St. Patrick's Day. This is the one day a year that the mayor turns over control of our ports to leprechauns.
Conan O'Brien
Saddam Hussein has called his trial in Baghdad a comedy. NBC later called Saddam and asked him what he was doing on Thursday nights.
In his first interview since the Olympics, Bode Miller says that he has received many letters calling him a disgrace to the country. To give you an idea of how bad it is — most of the letters came from Tonya Harding.
Legendary newsman Mike Wallace announced that he is retiring from "60 Minutes" at the age of 87. When asked why, Wallace said that he wants to spend more time with his grandchildren now that they've also retired.
posted by El Bozo at 12:02 AM
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I forgot I had also emailed this to your wrong address:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxveq5U_Dw
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