Madonna

I was thinking about Madonna, America's Whore, the other day. Has she crossed into "isht-don't-think-so" territory or what? "Oh look honey, it's a little black monkey, let's take him home and train him."

Memo to Madonna, this isn't "The Legend of Greystoke," you can't buy other peoples kids like they're cute little puppies, and you're not some all knowing, all compassionate maternal deity, you're a careerist bitch.

So go back to your fake English accent, your Nazi-like Pilates regimen, and your henpecked little husband.