Why I Hardly Blog Anymore

1. Girlfriend

2. Now that the revolution that I started has achieved all its goals (Bush out of office, justice for all) what's the point?

3. Internet poker.

4. I simply can't keep up with the overwhelming amount of feedback I get from all over the world (you know who you are). Sorry I can't thank you all.

5. My sleeping pillzzzzzz are kiiickkingg innnnnn....

Postscript: Just wanted to leave this thought with you. We're the bad guys. If they could make a fried chicken flavored cigarrette I'd smoke it till the day I died. If I don't put a picture in you dickheads probably don't even read this far.