Things I Hate (in no particular order)
1. Bush
2. Republicans
3. Work
4. Getting out of bed
5. Not getting laid
6. Life just generally sucking and not being as vivid and triumphant as I imagined it would be
7. The Cable News media
8. Not being famous
9. Not being rich
10. Bleu Cheese dressing
11. Traffic
12. Girls who can't spell.
13. The G string always going out of tune
14. Insomnia
15. Roomates girlfriends giving me advice
16. The Mets losing
17. The Mets winning and the Daily News still putting A-Rod going 0-4 on the back cover
18. 99% of the girls profiles on Match.com
19. The bougeousie mentality of so many people
20. Typing bougeousie.
21. The fact that I know and use that word more than a gay 7th grade summer school art teacher
22. My phone ringing
23. Open caskets
24. Mosquito bites
25. Moths
26. When they don't make my coffee absolutely perfect at Dunkin' Donuts
27. Neil Diamond
28. James Blunt
29. I kind of feel bad about Neil Diamond but not James Blunt
30. Coming down off of coke
31. When you're walking down the street and you don't know which way to step to avoid the other person
32. Not being able to make as much noise as I want anytime I want
33. Stubbing my toe
34. When you take a bad shit and your ass is either burning or feels like it's seeping for the whole rest of the day
35. "Yeah, and I'm Cyndi Lauper!"
36. Hipsters
37. People I went to High School with who think they're the shit for doing some pseudo-creative bullshit that gets a mention in some magazine when all they're really doing is laying one more turd on the giant compost that is alt-cult. (see above)
38. Self awareness
39. Humidity
40. Why do republicans' ears seem so red and pointy?
41. Waiting
2. Republicans
3. Work
4. Getting out of bed
5. Not getting laid
6. Life just generally sucking and not being as vivid and triumphant as I imagined it would be
7. The Cable News media
8. Not being famous
9. Not being rich
10. Bleu Cheese dressing
11. Traffic
12. Girls who can't spell.
13. The G string always going out of tune
14. Insomnia
15. Roomates girlfriends giving me advice
16. The Mets losing
17. The Mets winning and the Daily News still putting A-Rod going 0-4 on the back cover
18. 99% of the girls profiles on Match.com
19. The bougeousie mentality of so many people
20. Typing bougeousie.
21. The fact that I know and use that word more than a gay 7th grade summer school art teacher
22. My phone ringing
23. Open caskets
24. Mosquito bites
25. Moths
26. When they don't make my coffee absolutely perfect at Dunkin' Donuts
27. Neil Diamond
28. James Blunt
29. I kind of feel bad about Neil Diamond but not James Blunt
30. Coming down off of coke
31. When you're walking down the street and you don't know which way to step to avoid the other person
32. Not being able to make as much noise as I want anytime I want
33. Stubbing my toe
34. When you take a bad shit and your ass is either burning or feels like it's seeping for the whole rest of the day
35. "Yeah, and I'm Cyndi Lauper!"
36. Hipsters
37. People I went to High School with who think they're the shit for doing some pseudo-creative bullshit that gets a mention in some magazine when all they're really doing is laying one more turd on the giant compost that is alt-cult. (see above)
38. Self awareness
39. Humidity
40. Why do republicans' ears seem so red and pointy?
41. Waiting
posted by El Bozo at 2:19 AM
3 Comments:
Could your list be any longer???
I wonder what a non-guitar player would think of number 13.
Goyo
nice "just one of the guys" reference. the negative part of that scene is immediately trumped by the sweet, sweet breasts you get to see.
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