The Rove-inator

This patent was granted on Sept. 25th, 2001:

USER OPERATED OPERATED AMUSEMENT APPARATUS FOR KICKING THE USER'S BUTTOCKS

The Oh Shit Moment

Note to future presidents: Don't appoint a special prosecutor. They brought down Nixon, got Clinton impeached, and now finally there are a few bite marks on President Bush's ass. If nothing else at least the press has finally found some balls and won't let them get away with this type of shit anymore.

When Pigs Fly...

Click the link for one of the weirder headlines I've seen.

Bush Is A Retard

Click the link to read an article about his latest spill off the mountain bike. Remember my post about his secret service moniker, "The Tumbler?" It's in the Oct. archive along with a bunch of other shit.

Jackson Gets "Saddam-ized"