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How Do You Know If You Are A Redneck?

I'll make it real simple (for the rednecks' sake). If you see Jeff Foxworthy on ANY TV channel at any time and do not change the channel immediately... you are a redneck.

-ed note: this applies to the various spinoffs of this joke such as: you're from PA if..., you're from NJ if... etc...

P.S. Those other "blue collar" comedy guys suck too.

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My Top Ten

Radiohead - Kid A
U2 - Achtung Baby
Guns N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction (can you believe they didn't put that on there?)
Jane's Addiction - Nothing's Shocking
Wu Tang Clan - 36th Chamber (or whatever the fuck it's called - the first album)

Ok, let's just pause and appreciate the degree of narrow minded pomposity required to omit any of the those albums from a list of the best 10 albums of the last 20 years. What a bunch of fucking wankers! I'd just like to say to the Spin editorial staff, "It's ok to actually know how to play your instrument. It used to be cool to be a rockstar. It's the corporatization of the music business (and everything else) that killed rockandroll, not Slash n' Axl."

Oh fuck it five is good enough.

P.S. Remember in like 5th grade when Spin gave away a condom in the mag and we stole it and thought that we flushed it down Dave Tankard's toilet but then his Dad found it? Oy!

Top Ten Albums

Here's the list of the 10 greatest albums of the past 20 years, according to Spin:

Radiohead — OK Computer
Public Enemy — It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
Nirvana — Nevermind
Pavement — Slanted And Enchanted
The Smiths — The Queen Is Dead
Pixies — Surfer Rosa
De La Soul — 3 Feet High And Rising
Prince — Sign O' The Times
PJ Harvey — Rid Of Me
NWA — Straight Outta Compton

Very PC don't you think? Also very snotty, but then Spin Magazine always was "for jerkoffs, by jerkoffs." Their reviews are a bunch of glue sniffing hi-faluutin drivel. My list to follow...

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Star Wars

I saw it. It's a piece of crap. Bloated, corny and utterly lacking in personality or humor. Kind of like some of my blog posts. If you liked this movie then you are an American moron. The only cool part is when Anniken Skywalker gets burned and you see him become Darth Vader.

When people say, "The troops are defending our way of life... blah, blah, blah" this is what they mean. The freedom to pay $12 fucking bucks for two SMALL popcorns and sodas and sit through 2 and a half hours of over-the-top "crap-o-tainment."

You probably thought it was "awesome" didn't you?