Free Blow!

I know, I know, you're asking... "where?" Apparently, the CIA has revived some of it's old Latin American tactics in the name of our greater good and is now facilitating cocaine importation into the United States again. I plan on calling the Rev. Jeremiah Wright for comment. Here's the story or just click the title.

Death Metal Puppy

Remember when we were kids and there was that story going around that Ozzy Ozbourne refused to play until the crowd stomped a puppy to death? Of course, it was total bullshit, but if that puppy were to actually materialize back from the dead I think he'd sound a lot like this.