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Too bad Diebold doesn't make IQ Test Machines. Then we could all be geniuses. Are you? Click to find out. I'm not going to tell you anything about the test. However I will tell you I didn't cheat, use a calculator, look anything up on the internet, or ask anyone for help. And, I was half drunk. If you want the $10,000 prize you'll have to send us a screen capture like the one above. The way I did it was: press the prt scrn button, then open MS Paint or Photoshop or Paintshop. Then edit paste, crop, save as a jpeg and email it. This is a very useful trick I use all the time. Otherwise, I'll just take your word for it. (if you can't perform this simple task then don't even bother with the IQ - You're a moron!)
posted by El Bozo at 1:30 AM
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I took this test once before and told you about a question on the test that involved the Pythagorean Theorem. For one reason or another, you argued persistently with me and perhaps that is why I kicked your ass. I also did not cheat or use a calculator but I did use a pen and paper for several of the questions. I always knew I was a genius.
Congratulations, Greg!
Your IQ score is 136
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.
I took this test once before and told you about a question on the test that involved the Pythagorean Theorem. For one reason or another, you argued persistently with me and perhaps that is why I kicked your ass. I also did not cheat or use a calculator but I did use a pen and paper for several of the questions. I always knowed I was a genius.
Congratulations, Greg!
Your IQ score is 136
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.
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