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There's dirty tricks, and then there's dirty tricks. The Michigan State Republican Party wants to charge Michael Moore with attempting to illegally influence an election because he offered a clean pair of underwear and a package of Ramen noodles to any college student willing to register to vote in the upcoming election. This latest embarrassment for the Republicans comes on the ahem... heels of another scandal in which Fox News correspondent "Campaign Carl" Cameron posted a fake story about John Kerry on the Fox News website. The bogus billet included made up Kerry quotes such as, "Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!" and "I'm a metrosexual - he's a cowboy," in reference to President Bush.

Asked if he had any response to the two stories Kerry campaign media maestro Joe Lockhart called President Bush a "maricone cokehead." Continuing on he said, "The guy's a fag you know... everybody down here knows it. What's the big mystery?"